Now that I’m living up my single life, I finally have the chance to do all the things I couldn’t before. Which is… not a whole lot I guess. The major difference is how much more time I have for myself (or for my friends) on weekends, and that instead of calling Andrew to say a quick “hi” on the way back to my home, I call my Mom. My Mom loves me being single.
I’ve gone out twice now with Faith and Marie. We take a cab or an Uber down into the city to a bar. Marie isn’t actually 21, so we have to “pass back” Faith’s ID (the two look relatively alike). I always get so nervous doing this – if we’re caught I could go to jail for serving alcohol to a minor! It also makes me feel like a bad-ass. Which is cool I guess.
One of the things on my single to-do list has always been to make out with a “rando”. You know, like a random guy at a bar who you may or may not know his name, but certainly don’t know anything about him. People usually blame the make-out session on drunkenness, but we all know that’s not true. Sure, alcohol may help you get up the courage to make those moves to kissing strangers, but deep down everyone (drunk or not) enjoys a good make-out here and there. Well, two weekends in a row, I got my wish. The first guy was named Adam. He was a friend of a friend of a friend of Marie, who we happened to run into at the bar. I met him after dancing up on a number of other guys (with none of whom any kissing took place). I was feeling confident when this guy started talking to me. We had a nice brief conversation (it was very loud and difficult to hear each other), then started dancing. Finally, Faith wanted to go home. I was pretty tipsy at this point (much more than I ever really remember being before in my life) – but certainly not drunk. I was about to leave dear Adam for Faith, when I got a wonderful idea. KISS HIM. Why not? What did I have to loose? So I did it! And he (of course) was totally into it. We made-out for 30 seconds or so, then I said good buy and ran off to find Faith and Marie to catch the cab home. This was a good experience, because it was my first rando ever kissing! He wasn’t a particularly good kisser… but he was respectful, polite, and the kiss only lasted a small amount of time. I was also very proud of myself.
The second weekend wasn’t so exciting. I wasn’t as tipsy that time, and we had been dancing in the bar for a few hours so I was getting tired. A cute guy came up and started dancing with me. He had a very strong french accent, and explained that he played tennis for UMBC. Awesome! We danced for a while, both of us facing the same way. Then he turned me around so that we were facing each other and dancing. I could tell that he wanted to kiss me, he was kind of awkwardly staring at my face for a while… I pretended not to notice. That’s when the “screw it” bulb flashed above my head, and I turned to give into it. Boy was I surprised. Apparently not all french guys are stellar wonderful amazing orgasmic kissers. This guy goes straight for my face, full speed ahead, tongue first! He continued kissing, 90% tongue, 10% I don’t even know what else. I don’t know why I put up with it for so long… but we continued in this way for a good 10 minutes. I was trying to mix in some lips, pull his hair a little to change things, but damn was this guy stubborn. The cigarettes on his breath didn’t improve things either. Finally I told him I had to go off and find my friends, and after convincing him that I did not want to take a cab home with him, I left. Unfortunately I gave him my correct phone number (I don’t know why I did that), so he called me twice and texted me 4 times that night wanting to meet up when I got back to the school. I think he wanted the sexy time.
This is how I feel about these two guys
So what’s the moral of this story? Well one good thing to come out of all this is that I do have more self confidence. I know that any night I want to lock-lips with a rando, it’s much easier than I once thought. It’s also much less romantic than I once thought. You may find an awesome kisser here and there, but to be totally honest most of them (especially when they’re drunk) are slimy and smell like an ashtray. Do I regret my actions? Yes and no. If you asked if I would do it again, I’d probably say no. But if you asked if I’m glad I did it, I’d probably say yes. I firmly believe that you need to live it to learn it. It’s not enough to hear someone else’s experiences, you really have to go out there and do it for yourself. When I was with Andrew I had lots of FOMO (“fear of missing out”) about not being able to go out and party and make out with randos. I put it on this pedestal, like there were so many epic amazing nights I was giving up to be with him. I definitely need this time alone to be free and explore this, and live these nights. But if it turns out that they’re not so epic and amazing, I won’t regret going out, I’ll just know better for next time. I’ll be able to make a firm decision, that I’d rather commit to Andrew (or someone else even) than live life single and “free”.